Monday, January 17, 2011

Miley Cyrus: Hannah Montana Forever is, like, so over

Not that she actually said that, but it seems like something that she would. The super-successful Hannah Montana franchise just ended last night 1/16/10. Let’s get real. Miley Cyrus has slowly bitten the Disney hand that feeds and gnawed it down to a stump. She went from the innocent and fun young girl on Hannah Montana to the behavior that’s been reported in the tabloids. Unfortunately, it looks fairly accurate.

She told On The Red Carpet, "If we could do this show forever, we would, but there's no way to take this character and make it 'Hannah Montana Goes to College' and then Hannah Montana does what, what happens next? I think I'm just growing at just the right time, being able to put an end on this chapter and start a new one, at the right time.” Really? Why not? Why can’t Hannah Montana go to college? People loved Felicity—until the haircut anyway.

She quoth "I have achieved a lot--more than some grown-ups in my position have, and I don't have the feeling that people are taking me seriously, simply because I'm so young. I hope that's going to change."

It’s not because she’s so young that people do not take her seriously. It’s because she dresses in revealing clothing and says she’s dressing “grown up.” It’s because videos and photos taken at Los Angeles area parties of her acting like an idiot with no class have surfaced. Tabloid reports and hearsay are one thing, but video and photos taken in the Los Angeles area home she owns are another; and yet another thing to perform a pole dance at the Teen Choice Awards.

TMZ dished about her wild 18th birthday party. She made her daddy, Billy Ray Cyrus cry his Achy-Breaky heart out via Twitter over this video that surfaced. She definitely inhaled on a bong, but swears it wasn’t marijuana. It’s salvia, she says. Sure, sure. Whatever. Even if it's salvia, which is legal in California, upset parents of young Hannah Montana viewers have not been thrilled with Mileys off-set antics. Thank God it's over for everyone.

Goodbye innocence. Goodbye Disney. Goodbye Hannah Montana Forever. Goodbye million dollar merch deals. Goodbye Disnified hit singles via Disney Radio. The only smart move was made by her own on-screen alter ego, Miley Stewart, who passes on making a movie to go to college with her best friend. Aww, how sweet. Too bad it’s fiction.

Meanwhile, the real Miley wrecks her voice partying, croaked through her song at the 2010 AMAs, acts like she has no class while begging to be taken seriously, and makes racy videos like “Who Owns My Heart.” When Miley starts acting like an artist who is serious about her art, perhaps she'll be taken seriously.


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